That is horrific. Why in the world would anyone do that to themselves?
You obviously haven't visited this one PeopleOfWallMart. They did that to themself too. And most of them without any surgery. And posibility that i can be one of them someday scares me a lot.
P.S. And it isn't just weight. I know noone can't be 100% sure about keeping his common sense for whole life. But i think that "brains" need some "workout" and "diet" too.
I have not been trying dragging your mother in to porn. You have to keep her out of it yourself! Just tell her to help you installing netnanny now and behave like a god boy!