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    Read new jokes everyday, also post your jokes here.

    Two huntersTwo hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First...
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    Pretend as married A man and a woman who had never met before but were both married to other people found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell...
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    The judge says to a double-homicide defendant… “You’re charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.” A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, “You bastard!” The judge says, “You’re also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer.” The voice in the back...
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    Funeral of a cardiologist A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital where he had worked for most of his life. A huge heart, covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe...
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    The Golden Bar A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. "Where have you been all night?" she demands. "At this fantastic new bar," he says. "The Golden Bar. Everything there is...
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    Romantic wife vs non-romantic hubby The middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend...
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    Automated car A man ordered for a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and started sending it on errands. He became very proud of what the car could do without mistakes. One day, he was home and his wife told him to tell...
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    Peter's birthday On his Birthday, a man named Peter was really upset because none of his family members or near and dear ones wished him. As he walked into his office, his secretary Anna said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!" He felt a bit better knowing that at least...
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    The biggest fan of facebook Teacher: What will you do when you grow up ? Student: Facebooking Teacher: I mean your job? Student: I will be the admin of Facebook pages. Teacher: OH, I mean what will you achieve in life? Student: Facebook Admin Rights. Teacher: IDIOT! I mean to say what will...
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    Steve You really made my day with your joke:) Women send text to their husbands There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husbands?" All the women raised their hands. Then...
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    Lols that was a very funny joke from you and I understood it clearly. Wanna know what the women is going to do next? She is going to use the off topic section of the really techie forum to post jokes only....just to bring another smile on the face of the photography section moderator and the...
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    What year did you get your first computer?

    I got my first computer in 2000 when I was in 10th.
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    There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husbands?" All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?" Some...
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